Enigmatts stupid rants

its time that we the people take back control of the information that those who think they are above us seem to hold back. its not just enough that we simply over power our bullies, but we must make them into our allies in turn. making their contacts our contacts, learn their weakness and pound it into the ground!

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and thats about it for today folks.

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morgan and caasi had been waiting along side the grey hole for more then half a year, which in the remains of the dream dimension was nothing short of amazing, the little plot of land they were on kept changing scenery as rapidly as morgan and caasi could blink. but this soon got old after morgan blinked them selves right in the middle of the pink dutch speaking squirrels dinner table. “youve got to kidding me… HES STILL ALIVE!?” morgan shrieked and quickly blinked them outo f the kitchen before the quirrel knew what hit him. they arrived back in the middle of the singolarita dimensionale, but it was vastly different then when caasi and morgan had first arrived there. “what happened to this place?” she asked quietly as the chocking scenery settled. 

the fourty acre plane that once served as the nexus for all three dimensions was now shattered and strewn across a distance three times larger then it couldve supported. the various islands fluctuating between lightning clouds and ponds of plum pudding. morgan heard a loud growl eminate from his stomach at the sight of the plum pudding, and then couldnt resist himself as he saw a lonesome giant lifesaver, twiddling its thumbs. then morgan recognized it. it was the very same lifesaver that had escaped his rath when he first arrived. “this is terrible…” he said calmly. “i know… its horrible how much these golden strands have destroyed already. “i wasnt talking about that, i was talking about the lifesaver over there…. HE STILL LIVES! AND HE WILL DIE BY MY HAND!” morgan said in a crazed, hungry tone of voice. “WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME!?” the lifesaver said as it put on a kamakazi headband, ripped out a sub machine gun, and went to war with morgan. 

caasi, however, chose to ignore the sounds of massive armies of planes, tanks, and soldiers colliding in an epic war to decide whether or not morgan would eat that very lifesavor. “o…k. you have fun with that, im going to see if doow or that q guy are here.” she said, her suddenly purple hair melting into a jet black that smelled of licorice. she hopped from island to island, checking every square inch of the plane in case she missed something. she happened upon what looked like a remenant of the creature, bandaged up and dressed like a vietnam veteran. “ive seen things that iwll blow your mind!” it said shakily, but very excited. “ive done things that are too horrifying for words… oh god…” it cried out loud, causing hotdogs to drip from its eyes. caasi decided it owuldnt leave her alone until she tlaked to it. “what happened? what did you see and do?” she asked, kneeling down besides the wartorn creature. “i didnt wash my hands while watching the news… it was bad man… really bad…” she slapped her forhead trying to erase the image of the whle situation. “im sorry to hear that… do you happen to know where doow or brian are?” 

the creatures body split open and fell to multiple peices of iron. “i havent seen hide or hair of them, last i saw doow, me and the rest of the fragments of the creatures were going up against the balls of chasm… those giants golden, glowing balls of his… they decimated us in one swoop. wipe out two thirds of our army… and then it shattered this place.” caasi listened intently while she watched they war escalate into a full blown debate tournament. “LEAVE ME ALONE!” the lifesaver screamed in protest, the smoke from the artillery fire giving it a brownish tinge to it. morgan, equally as determined with patches of ash spattered all over his body replied in kind. “NEVER! GET IN MY BELLY!” it was a ridiculuos enough reason to suspect something about the lifesaver, but she couldnt be sure. 

“if youll excuse me a moment. MORGAN! KNOCK IT OFF!” she ran over to the lifesavers podium, hoping to get there before morgan did something stupid and regetable. “excuse me, but have you seen- MORGAN! STOP THAT ALREADY – either doow or brian?” she asked, trying to calm her voice after berating her husband for trying to eat the last survivor. “yes actually, i have, right before chasms golden balls slammed us into our current state, they merged with their underworld counterparts. very interesting – HEY!” caasi couldnt resist the urge to chomp into the lifesavers top. the resulting crack spread through out its body, and she heard the creature in the background cry out something in despair. “NOOOO! DONT KILL MY DINNER!” she giggled as she and morgan finished off the lifesaver, it was good having something in their stomachs other then air. “that was good…” morgan sighed as he burped satisfied with the end effect over all. “yeah actually, i did. the dinner said that doow and brian merged with their underworld counter parts… i dont know anything after that because i started eating it right before it could say anything else.” 

the three creatures and resaec melted up out of the ground near the grey hole and waited for nearly an hour before morgan and caasi arrived of a puff of cherry scented smoke. “hey! long time no see resaec. any luck trying to find the inner beast?” morgan asked cheerfully. the overlord of the nightmare dimension had a gloomy look on his face that made the rainbow colored wig on his head depressing. “no. we haven ot been able to locate her but i had one of my clones follow her just in case this situation arrived.” he said as he flipped his black hair. the three creautres seemed intrested rather deeply in a piece of lint they had found on the back of resaecs shirt. morgan noticed this right away and snapped his fingers. “HEY! you three, any luck trying to find more fragmants of yourselves?” morgan said curious to know the results. 

“nothing… thanks to resaec here. but… youll be interested to here this. while we were going through the portal of screaming shadows, we over heard one of the shadows-” resaec held up his hand to silence jim, but like the rest of the time they had been traveling together, the creatures never listened. “as i was saying, the shadow told us of a council of the ten realities, said that there was a king of puppets floating around there gathering and saying something to them.” jim nodded to the others and the three continued their fruitless staring contest with the lint. needless to say and four minutes of static silence, they all blinked and the lint was giving a giftcard for barnes and noble. “i wanted that..” jon said patheticly. 

morgan pointed towards the slowly swirling grey hole with his thumb and then jammed his forfinger into it. hoping desperately something mightve happened to his finger, jim, jon, and cris did the exact same thing, mainly because they were bored, and it seemed like a good idea at the time. then resaec laughed evil, and then did the same thing out of fear that something might not happen to his finger. caasi couldnt understand what they were all going on about and ismply walked into it. “just walk into it… damn…” she said, leading the group into the grey hole as it closed behind them. she noticed something fairly quickly as she walked face first into a wall. “wow… why did we go in here again?” she asked, just to ask the question. 

a voice, high pitched, distorted, whiny, and a bit of a wimp answered back. “because, we are in great need of protection from the golden strands.”

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the inner beast looked through the puppet kings eyes and saw a sight that even the human part of her couldnt comprehend. ‘hes talking to the very stars themselves!?’ sarahs voice came in loud and clear in thei nner beast mind. “looks that way… do you know how long this sepperation process is going to take?” she asked sarah, not caring if barney fife could hear her. ‘not a clue… i hope aneehs alright.’ thei nner beasts iron heart felt heavy. “nope… shes dead. she tried to kill off morgan but she was caught in her own trap.” the puppet kings glass eye swiveled around till its massive pupil focused on thei nner beast. “good to know you are both doing alright. ive got to get back to business.” 

barney fife, the puppet king, felt his glass eye return to its normal position. the council of ten were stars, sentient beings who watched over, andi n some cases, guided the very lives in their own realities towards common goals. he felt his joints twist andcreak as he moved about the small table that the ten sat around, in front of each were various screens , flitting between viewpoints of people at a rpaid rate till they all shown what barney fife was seeing. “what is this plan that you speak of, puppet king?” the eldest of the ten, segroth said in ggruff and impatient tones. his was the reality of truth, no matter how horrid or terrible, this is what he most wanted. “i… that is to say we… have a common enemy which resides in asteroths reality, the reality of the mind. these golden strands have all but devestated all our lands, andi have seen first hand what they are capable of doing.” segroth took a deep breath and crossed his fiery arms together. 

“what is your point puppet king? we have more important matters to deal with then just those of tiny asteroths,” they all laughed heartily except for barney fife and asteroth. they met each others eyes and the mighty star slammed his fist on the top, not more then four feet from barney fifes position. “WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT THIS THREAT UPON MY REALITY!” he shouted, throwing a wave of silence over the other nine. “of course dear brother, we do realize that if even one of our order fall, the rest are doomed to follow your fate. so it is written.” barney fife looked at the floating brain like thing that he had hi jacked. the three remaining nsowglobes shown images of morgan, the creatures, and caasi. they showed the images of the great battle between the door of existence and the chasm of non existence like never before. 

“i must insist that we unite together as one against this threat, the longer we stand around gabbing our mouths like little ducks, the stronger those things become. they have already split the creature into three, taken down theo verl ord of the nightmare dimensions kingdom, devoured four of the five dimensions, and lain waste to an inummerable amount of lives!” barney shouted, no longer wanting to keep his cool. “i can not, and i will not makel ight of this situation. mil marionetas de la araña de la tonelada.” he summoned his giant spider and traveled around the table. the council of ten not batting an eye. “the few remaining people you see before you, as well as the inner beast whom resides with in me, cannot wait while you bicker among your selves.” he turned towards asteroth, he glaring white eye matching asteroths fiercely fiery red ones. “i ask for you to give your strength to me asteroth. in such a way that will nearly kill you, make you weak enough for a fly to crush your skull should one land on it.” asteroth was initially reluctant until barney fife finished his thought. “all in then ame to protect your reality.” 

segroth, unmoved by barney fifes plea, and feeling threatened by his request, shot a searing solar flare focused into a tight ball, no bigger then a pebble at thep uppet king. “las realidades que doblan.” thep uppet king ducked into his already damaged spider puppet. “you waste your words barney fife, puppet king. if you truly wish to garner our strength so easily, then you must defeat each of us in combat. when you have won against one of us, we will each in turn give you a tenth of our total power, strength and cunning.” the flare slammed through the spider puppets massive tritanium frame, melting three inches off of the spiders ten inch thick armor plating. “you want me to fight you? for the fate of asteroths reality… you wish to nogotiate the fate of ones reality through battle!?” he screamed through the spiders speakers. asteroth picked the spider up with two of his fingers andl ooked into the puppets eyes. “this is how we have done things for many millenia. do not judge us, for we shall soon see, if my reality is fit to be saved.” the spiders armor covering was repaired, reinforced, and resealed. 

barney fife was hesitant to answer, but the inner beasts voice urged him onward. “well help you any way we can. youve seen my strength in battle.” this did nothing to reassure barney fife of his psotition in things. “may the great mouth protect me…” just then, the infinite buzzing of the great mouth entered his mind. “i will always revive my slaves.” “i thought you abandoned me!?” barney fife said suddenly both relieved and terrified at his masters words. “i may have abandoned you, but you still contain my vast puppet army inside yourself… plus… you kinda owe me twelve bucks.”

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